Birthday Emails - Amazing Marathi

This blog contains the emails sent by me and by my friends on the birthdays.. Though the script is English but language is Marathi.. Enjoy!!!!!

Me to Prashant Raut on his Birthday

Namaskar Prashant Rao, (urpha Pashya),


'(Sharirik) Vaadh-divsaachya Haardik Shubhecha' . Tasa, Ashirwaad denya-itka vay nahi mazha,... mhanun... shubhecha!!!!


Aamhi (mhanje aadar-arthi 'mee'), aapnas (aadar-arthi 'tumhala') samaksh bhetunach Shubhecha denar hoto, pun pardeshi aslya kaaran, hya veles, jamle nahi, maafi asavi.


Aapnaas Deergh-aayushya labho ani ha divas chaan...kimbhuna..uttam javo... hi prarthana.


Abhishek ,


"konkanaat Ganpati che dole hi ghaare astaat" asa mhannaarya Prashantchya vaadhdivsaachi khabar/mahiti kalavlya baddal ati-anek dhanyavaad.


Aapla Snehi,


Faiyaz Joshi/Kulkarni/!!!! purey ata Marathi!!!.



Abhishek to Rutika

Rutika didi,


Tula Vaadhdiwasachya anek anek shubhechha..
Khara mhenje tula aamhi 12 Dec laach shubheccha denar hoto, pan aamchya karyalaya la sutti aaslya mule aamhi te karu shaklo nahi.. tya baddal dilgiri vyakta karto...
Tuze pudhachhe aayushya anandi aani bharbhartiche jao hi sadichha.. yevdhe bolun me maze 2 shabda (?) sampavto.. dhanyavaad...


Faiyaz sir,
He patra miltach.. Rutika didi la sajeshya shabdaat aapla nirop pochavne..
Ani ti sadhhya Vikram navachay chakram team lead sobat kaam kartiye,, Tya team lead chi Kaan ughadni karne ( to didi la far tras deto)




Aaplach...
Abhishek


Me to Rutika Bhosale on her Birthday

'Rutika' mhanu... 'Didi' mhanu.. 'Maavshi' mhanu... ki 'maam' mhanu... Kalatach nahi .. "Chehre se aapki umra ka pata hi nahi chalta... Kya yeh Santoor ka kamaal hai!!!!!!"


Aso.


(Maansik) Vaadhdivsachya haardik shubhecha... Happy Vaadh Divas and Many Many Happy parats of the Day... (thoda sa english pun zhadayla pahije)


eka vayanantar maansik vaadh thambte mhane... (mhanun kadachit mulinna vay vicharu naye asa mhantaat... lagech andaaz yeto :-) )


Pradirgha kalane...Rutika Didi cha vaadh-divas aala ahe (mhanje khup divas tichi maansik vaadh zhalich nahi asa mee mhanat nahi--chukicha arth lavu naka!!)... magche kahi varsha ti Opus madhe navhti mhanun... hya aadhiche vaadhdivas tine tichya sakkhya sobatin barobarach ghalavla astil .. pun hya veles matra toh Opus madhil kahi premal, saadhe, bhole, mavaal, sabhya, hushar...ityadi lokanbarobar saajra karava ashi Rutika Didi hiis vinanti aahe.


Abhishek ravanche ankhi ekda aabhaar maanto... soochna kelya baddal :-)


Vikram siran baddal jevdhe bolave tevdhe jastach aahe... ohh... mhanje ....kamich aahe...


Mala mahit aahe ki Vikram kiti shant ,sada ,saral mulga ahe...... aapun sagle (mhanje tumhi sagle!!) ugach tyala badnaam karta
Ghodyasaarkhe... Jikde naak jaail toh tyach bajune to chalat rahto...
Gaadhva saarkha .. to kadhich kahi vede vaakde bolat nahi..
Maatha saarkha ..to kahi paani saathvat nahi lokanvar shintode udvayla...
Maashi saarkha.. bhun bhun karat to kunala tras det nahi..


bhrapur lihayche hote Vikram Sirann baddal pun velecha abhaav aahe.. baaki bha-po karun ghyavyat.


Parat ekda ... Didi la Birthday chya shubhecha.. and Vikram chya Nanachi T (Rutikala ..ani kunalahi traas deu nako).


Faiyaz


Abhishek to me on my Birthday

प्रिय फैयाज़ महोदय,


स. न. वि. वी. ,


विषय: वाढ़दिवसाच्या शुभेच्छा


आज आपला वाढ़दिवस, आपणास आम्हा सर्व कनिष्ठ आणि वरिष्ट सहा कर्मचार्यन्कडून वाढ़दिवसाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा... काही विशेष मागण्या ज्या आम्ही देवा कड़े केल्यात. (खरा देव, गणपति बाप्पा, .. सलाखे मधील 'सन्नी देओल' नाही) , त्या खालील प्रमाने आहेत,


१. आपणास उदंड आयुष्य लाभों
२. लवकरच आपणास पुत्र रत्नाची प्राप्ति होवो.
३. उत्तरोत्तर प्रगति होत रहावी.
४. आपले मदिरा पानाचे कार्यक्रम दर वर्षी कुठल्याही अडथल्य़ा शिवाय पार पडत रहावे.
५. *** हे मागने राखून ठेवले आहे. (काम पडेल तसे मागुन घेऊ)


*** आटी लागू.


असो,
आजचा दिवस मज्जा करा.
तिथल्या आपल्या ग्राह्कास पण सांगा, आज वाढ़दिवस आहे मी काम करणार नाही. माला पूर्ण दिवस सुट्टी पाहिजे. नहीं तर बघून घेइन.. वगैरे २-४ घम्क्या दया.. जास्त काही बोलला तर माझे नाव सांगा. ( ही ही ही.. मी इकडे आहे त्याला सांगू नका)


पत्राचे उत्तर नक्की पाठवने.


कलावे लोभ असावा.


आपलाच, अभिषेक..


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सूचना:
***हे पत्र चुकीच्या व्यक्ति कड़े गेल्यास , त्याने परत करावे आथवा कचरा कुंडित टाकावे. वाचून डोके कामातून गेल्यास मंडल जवाबदार नाही.***
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My Reply to Abhishek


(Mazhyakade marathi aksharancha sanch naslyane mee ingraji bhashetach marathi lihit aahe.. maafi asavi !!!)


vishay - Vaadhdivsaachya Shubhecha - hya patrache uttar


Priya Mitra/Maitrininno, (abhishek hyas)


Sa. Na. Vi. Vi.


Aamhas vaadhdivsachya shubhecha dilya baddal aapna sarvance manna-purvak aabhaar.


Aapun Deva (Devdaas madhil Shahrukh Khan) kade aamchya saathi jya aati-uttam maagnya/prarthana kelya aahet tya baddal dhanyawaad.


1. Aamhi jar madira paan ani shubhra-nalikecha sevan kami kelyas aamhala udand aayushya nakki laabhel.
2. Putra Ratna aso kinva Putri Ratna aso aamhas donhi chalnyasarkhe aahe... Swadeshi parat aalyashivay hey karya sampanna hou shakat nahi, hyachi nond ghyavi.
3. Pragati (hey mulicha naav nahi-- vayphal gairsamaj nako) chya dishene aamhi vaatchal karatach aahot.. tumha sarvanche aashirwad laabhle tar pragati nakki hoil..
4. Madira sevanache karyakram atishay santh gatine ka hoina..pun paar padle jaatil.. kuthlya hi adthalya shivay.. konachahi majjav asel tari... Nishchint rahave.
5. Amhi hyachi vaat paahu.. ***Pudhun (atta).. ***Maagun (nantar).. kuthun hi magitle tari Dev nahi mhannaar nahi hyachi shaashvati aahe..


*** aTi (shri raam) Laagu.


Aamchya (aadar-arthi bahuvachan) ardhangini (Arshiya - naav lihit aahe..ugach gondhal nako) swadeshi aahet, aamche sagle mitra-maitrini swadeshi aahe... majja karne jara se avghad aahe.. pun prayatna nakki karu..... "prayatna-anti faiyaz shaikh" ase thoranni mhatlech aahe...


Aamchya Grahakache aamchyashi Sneha-Sambandh nahit ..ani tyamule aamhas to sutti dene viraal (kathin/ashakya) aahe. Aaple naav sangun jar sutti milat asel tar nakki prayatna karen..pun shevti sosava aamhala..ani ithech.. laagnaar aahe.. mhanun.. pratibandhit shetrat aamhi jaat nahi..


Patrache uttar paathvat aahe... milalyanantar .. vaachun aanand zhalyas... pushti karavi..


Kalave.. Lobh asava........Jaast nasava...


Baarkyaanna Aashirvaad... Baakichyanna Dhanyawaad..


Aapla Snehi.


Faiyaz Joshi...


Suchana: Hey patra chukichya vyakti kade gelyas tyane purna vachave... Baarik Mendu chya peshinna tras hot asel tar Mendu baajula thevun purna vachave.. Purna Vachne mahatvache..
Na vachlyas vyangya(haasya) la mukal... ani mug...aayushya kami zhalyas ..Mandal Jababdaar nahi.

The Best Interview Answers

I work in Opus (a Software company) and being a Senior!!! (it means i have spent some time in this company) i have to take technical-cum-personal interviews of people and then select them for the project/application. Amidst the interview I get to hear so many Funny, absurd answers that sometimes I feel whatever I know is not correct and completely incomplete!!! Let me tell you ...Taking a technical/personal interview... seems easy .. but is really a very tough job.. I have tried to collate some of the funny (read majestic) answers from some candidates in this blog. Enjoy!!!

Me: Can i have a brief introduction about you and your career?
Candidate : Hmmm. Sure(nervously) Yes, why not. (confidently) I will give you the introduction, My Name is ASDASDSA what else do you want to know?.
Didnt i ask that already!!
Another Candidate (Lady): Yes sure. My name is . I am married and My husband is in the construction business.
Maam, You misunderstood, I am married too...

Another Candidate: Yes, Myself #$#adsdd, I did my SSC in 1998 and passed with 75%. Then I started and completed my HSC in 1998 and completed it in 2000. I was not feeling well then so i got 68%. Then I completed my Graduation in 2003 and joined the ABC college for MCA. I completed......
Man you are a scholar.. I m sure... but when will you stop!!!!

Me: What is 70*(^98a ?
Candidate: Well this ... As far as i know...Ummm .. Let me think... Umm ... I don't know.
atleast you thought..good keep it up
Another Candidate: Wait I know this... i read this yesterday only.... Ummm.....
then give me the God damn answer!!!

Me: (After writing down a piece of code. .This is a .NET Interview) Will this code compile?
Candidate: This code will run in C++ and I am sure abt it.
Me: Ok. will it run in .NET
Candidate: That is a good question. Actually I am not very sure but I think it should not. Ummm but it can run in .NET also, there should not be any problem.. I like your style of asking questions.!!!!!
Thank you for the compliment but that wont help you here :)

Me : (After I asked a question and the person gives me an answer) Are you sure?
Candidate : Yes I am sure.. 100% sure.. I tried this and it gave me an error. Umm ..But actually that was a little different. Umm.. I m not very sure on this.. But I feel this will not give an error.
Are you sure or not ..I still do not understand!!!

Me: So why are you looking out for a change?
Candidate: See.. Actually whenever I get married I leave my house and after I leave my job.
WHATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!Me: Sorry..Do you mean that after you got married you left your job?
Candidate : Yes. same same .
Ohh I understand now..thank God... Tricky English

Me: So why are you looking out for a change?
Candidate: Actually in my company all the teams have only 5 people. I want to work in a big team.
That was absolutely out of this world!!!

Another Candidate: My current company is not very good
Me: why?
Candidate: Actually I am the only one on the project and there is no future to this project so I am looking for a change.
What is not good.. the company or the project.. cmon man!!!!..

Me: So tell me about your family background?
Candidate: Sure. I have a father, one mother and two sisters. My father is retired, my mother is a homemaker, My younger sister is studying and I am working in company from last two years.
Me: So you have only one sister?
Candidate: No, Me and my sister. Two.
My Math is bad ... very bad.. I quit.

Me: What are your hobbies?
Candidate : Well I like to read books,surf the net and travel.
Me: What kind of books do you like to read?
Candidate : I like to read every type of book.
Me: Any recent book that you have read?
Candidate: I don't remember the name of the book but it was nice.
Hahahaha .. kuch bhi .. chuna laga raha hai mujhe bacchu!!

Me: (After reading in the resume "I like to make friends and I make friends very easily"). So you can make friends easily?
Candidate: Haha hahahahah
Me: ?? Sorry?
Candidate: Yes I make friends very easily. Whenever I see somebody alone, I go talk to him and he becomes my friend.
Me: Thats great!! you must have many girlfriends? hahahahahaha
Candidate : hahaahahahahh .. not actually, I only like to make friends with boys.
No Comments 377

Me: Ok. What is the difference between 8)*&))()7)0kjlkjfs and 342423?
Candidate: Well according to me there is no difference between 8)*&))()7)0kjlkjfs and 342423. But because you are asking the question I am sure that there has to be a difference between this two. I don't remember exactly.
Just coz i am asking.. thats nice.. who am I ?? .. Bill Gates!!!

Another Candidate: Well the difference is .....
Me: But that's same with both.. what is the difference.?
Candidate: Wait.. let me tell you.. Ummm...
I am listening my friend.. I am listening

Me: Tell me, what is sdffd?
Candidate: I have never done this before in my career but i will surely take this up as an exercise.
Me: Ok. What about sdfdwer34?
Candidate: Umm.. Actually I will ... also have to take this up as an exercise.
Join the Gym buddy!!!
Me: Hi . Good Afternoon. My Name is Faiyaz. Were you able to find this place easily?
Candidate: Well I did not know the name of your company before, but i asked your HR and she told me.
Me: Ok but did you face any problems reaching here?
Candidate: No, I stay nearby. About 2 km from here.
You are adding Insult to Injury!!!

Me: Tell me the differences between dasd and dasdsa?
Candidate: Actually I am not feeling well today. Can you please repeat the question.
If that question is making you feel sick .. I am not asking it again!!! never!!

Another Candidate: Now you have really confused me. Can I have some water?
Confused!!! Water!!! .. Now I am confused.. get meee some water pleassssssse

Me: Is there any error in the code given?
Candidate: No Sir, I cannot tell you the error. But the compiler may give an error.
Me: Ok. Lets say that you are the compiler, how will you find the error in this code?
Candidate: Sir, how can i tell you that?.
With your mouth... what other options do you have??!!

After the Interview is over --

Me: I m done with my questions, do you have any questions for me?
Candidate: No. But can you tell me what is the result of this interview?
Me: Well I am not allowed to tell you that, My HR will tell you.
Candidate: But Sir, Please tell me no!!. I want to know from you. Please Please tell me.
I cannot my friend.. I just cannot.

(Multilingual)
Another Candidate: Actually Sir, mala mahitey mazha interview changla nahi zhala..pun.. can you give me one chance.. Me lagech shiku shakto. Please sir bagha na.
English mein interview aur Marathi mein vinanti!! wah re..

Another Candidate: I am sure that I am not selected but please tell me the result of this interview.
If you are sure... I am sure too..

Another Candidate: I like the way you ask the questions. I have attended a lot of interviews but I have never heard questions like these. Thank You very much for increasing my knowledge. What is your good name Sir?
My name has not changed in the course of the interview. Its still Faiyaz!!!

Another Candidate: Should I wait here for another round or at the reception?. The HR told me that there are two technical rounds.
Confidence Personified.. the HR didn't tell you?..you have to clear the first round before the second round

Another Candidate : What was the answer to the question about dkjfkg?
Who is interviewer me or you??? (Nothing to do with Ego)

Another Candidate: Umm.. You ask very tricky questions!!.
I get my salary for doing so.....

Another Candidate: You confused me in all questions. But i will study next time. Thank You.
You better study my man...

Another Candidate: Please tell where and what can I improve?
Everywhere...and...Everything
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